125+ Funny Police Puns and Jokes They’re Practically Illegal

Crime is basically something wrong, evil, or something which is done by anyone whether it be any individual or any group, or even any company against the law of the land is also counted as a crime. The ones who actually commit crimes are referred to as criminals. 

Police Puns

  • Crime actually RHYMES with RHYMES 
  • Be on CRIME today in the office 
  • Could you please tell me what is CRIME right now
  • Could you please send me that JAIL 
  • I need one JAIL and one FE – JAIL for my project 
  • I actually feel that CRIME is the best herb to be used for cooking 
  • CRIME is actually a calcium containing inorganic material 
  • CRIME actually is made up of Calcium
  • I actually just love SIN – GING. 
  • CRIME – STONE is actually made up of calcium carbonate. 
  • CRIMESTONE is actually used to make building material as well as also in cement
  • I actually want to eat ice – CRIME right now
  • Emile DURCRIME is one of the most famous Sociologist 
  • Emile DURCRIME also gave an important theory on Social Fact
  • She is actually CRIMEING the stairs 
  • Let is actually postpone the very meeting for the NEXT CRIME 
  • CRIMATE are actually defined as the very weather conditions of any area over a long period of time. 
  • I actually just love all the BED CRIME stories 
  • My grandma actually just used to tell me those BED CRIME stories 
  • Tell me some CRIMEING words for jam
  • Could you please get me a glass of CRIME soda 
  • Do remember to get me a glass of fresh CRIME soda 
  • I really want to go to a BREACH for relaxation 
  • He is POLICE 
  • You must actually POLICE my salary now 
  • When are you actually going to POLICE my salary 
  • Get me a POLICE of cake 
  • Could you actually get me a POLICE of cake 
  • He is my nephew and she is my POLICE 
  • I actually equally love to both my nephew as well as my POLICE 
  • I actually went to the church and their I met the POLICE 
  • All the POLICE are actually the holy men in the Christianity 
  • She is actually suffering from a CRIMINALITY 
  • In a conservative society all the people actually have such a cheap CRIMINALITY 
  • You actually have such a small CRIMINALITY just because you are rich 
  • It is actually just a CRIMINALITY of meeting your parents 
  • The RACKETEERING of your car must be changed 
  • Manual Scavenging is actually such a PENAL job 
  • She actually died of the PENAL failure 
  • PENAL is actually the term which is actually related to the Kidneys 
  • I am actually RACKETEERING my red dress today 
  • What have you decided to RACKETEER today 
  • He is actually continuously RACKETEERING at me
  • As he is continuously RACKETEERING at me, it actually make me feel so very uncomfortable 
  • Could you please get me some PEPPERSIN for cooling effect 
  • Do you actually have some OFFENCE 

Police Jokes

  • All the country now a days also have a OFFENCE ministry for dealing with war equipments 
  • Could you please pass me a paper along with a SIN 
  • For all the parents their SIN is dearest to them 
  • He is the SIN of that man standing right there 
  • Put your SIN right up and look in to the camera 
  • He is actually the Cabinet SINISTER of my country. 
  • Your performance was actually so very LAWLESS
  • You actually performed so very LAWLESSLY 
  • Let us OFFENCE with our very practices 
  • We are actually about to OFFENCE with our new training from this week onwards 
  • There is actually a long OFFENCE around this very farm 
  • Farmers actually protect their farms with the very help of the OFFENCE 
  • You must actually have some common OFFENCE in order to understand my very problem 
  • You must actually not talk NON OFFENCE 
  • The has actually turns in to the liquid only because it OFFENCES. 
  • Let is actually go to POLICE VIOLATION for actually lodging our very complaint 
  • We all must actually give VIOLATIONS for the very social cause 
  • Let us actually call the fire VIOLATION for this place had actually caught fire 
  • Our teacher was actually in the very habit of VIOLATION while she use to actually teach in the class room 
  • You must actually work in the very VIOLATION with your colleague in order to have that very better understanding 
  • What is actually the VIOLATION process 
  • What is actually the very time VIOLATION for these noodles to be cooked 
  • I actually only and only prefer SIN in the alcoholic beverage 
  • Could you please shift this very dust SIN near to my legs 
  • Please put all the waste inside that very DUST SIN kept in that very corner 
  • I have actually SIN her today with her boy friend 
  • Have you actually SIN her today 
  • The very location of there marriage is actually so very CRIME 
  • The salary which he actually receives is so very CRIMINAL 
  • All of us are actually the very VIOLATION of God. 
  • I am actually so very filled with ASSASSINATION because her attitude towards me 
  • Nitrogen ASSASSINATION is actually the very process which is performed by the nitrogen fixing bacteria 
  • He even does not have enough money for studying as he is very WRONGDOER 
  • ASSASSINATION of rocks is actually the phenomenon which is both natural as well as man made 
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