81+ Best Ice Cream Puns and Quotes

It is hard to find a person who does not enjoy a scoop of delicious ice cream. It is not only popular among children but equally among adults. Puns about ice cream are very funny and lighten up mood of people easily. Here are a few ice cream puns:

Ice Cream Puns and Quotes

  • Ice cream always makes me ‘melt’.
  • Ice cream is the ‘coolest’ snack.
  • Refusing to have an ice cream is ‘un-cone-stitutional’.
  • I would prefer a ‘Game of Cones’ to Game of Thrones any day.
  • ‘Sundae’ is my favourite day of the week.

_Having an ice cream is the best way to ‘chill-out’.

_We were always ‘mint’ to be together.

_Ice cream is my ‘flavourite’ dessert.

_Anything is ‘popsicle’ when you are enjoying an ice cream.

_‘Ice cream’ for ice cream whenever I want it.

_I like to have ice cream ‘cherry’ much.

_Soft Serve occupies a soft spot in my heart.

_Do you know about the latest ‘scoop’.

_I don’t de(soft)serve a friend as good as you.

_Some desserts are worth ‘melting’ for.

_Live each day like its ‘sherbet’ day.

_My love for ice cream is ‘un-cone-ditional’.

_I lose ‘cone-trol’ whenever I see an ice cream.

_You are my one and ‘cone-ly’.

_I am sure you ‘cone’ do it.

_If I ever win the ‘gelato-ry’, I will buy tonnes of ice cream for myself.

_Summer was ‘gelato’ fun.

_Gelato my time is spent eating ice cream.

_There is no point having ‘Breyer’s remorse’ after gorging on ice cream.

_The ice cream from this shop is ‘legendairy’.

_You are now an official member of the ‘cream team’.

_What is the one thing that an ice cream enjoys doing the most? Netflix and ‘chill’

_Now, you will see me ‘drip’.

_Why does everyone want to be friends with the ice cream? Because it is ‘cool’.

_What kind of a girlfriend is the ice cream? A very ‘sweet’ one.

_Why can an ice cream never be good in tennis? Because it has a ‘soft serve’.

_What did the ice cream say to his beloved wife? You make me ‘melt’.

_A frozen dessert gave birth to a baby. He is a ‘popsicle’.

_What did the legal advisor of an ice cream say to his client? That you got ‘served’.

_What will an ice cream say to you on the day of your birth anniversary? It’s ‘sherbet’ day.

_Which show does an ice cream find to be the most amusing? Game of ‘cones’.

_Why does an ice cream always take an umbrella with him? Because the chances of ‘sprinkles’ are always high.

_Why is an ice cream a bad employee? Because it is always ‘chilling’ out.

_Which dog breed does the ice cream have as a pet? ‘Dashchundae’.

_What kind of parents will an ice cream couple make? ‘Softy’ ones.

_Where can you learn to make an ice cream? At a ‘Sundae’ school.

_What kind of ice cream does an astronaut prefer to have? The like ‘floats’.

_Why is a green ice cream always so serendipitous? It was always ‘mint’ to be like that.

_Which is the favourite ice cream of an electrician? They prefer to have ‘Shock a lot’.

_With what does Reese have an ice cream? ‘Witherspoon’.

_What made the ice cream truck to break down? ‘The rocky road’.

_Why does an ice cream always make a great journalist? Because it always manages to get a ‘scoop’.

_Which is the favourite ice cream of the Dracula? ‘Veinilla’.

_Why will an ice cream never be a good athlete? It will eventually get licked.

_What happened to the ice cream who went to jailed? He got his ‘just desserts’.

_Why does an ice cream never gets invited to a party? Because he is a ‘drip’.

_Ice cream is a very healthy food indeed. It is ‘creamed’ with nutrients.

_Being able to have my favourite ice cream was like a ‘cream’ come true.

_What would Dostoevsky write if he got fat after eating ice cream? ‘Cream’ and Punishment.

_Me and my friends are so fond of having ice cream that we are often called Partners in ‘Cream’.

_We should never dis‘cream’inate between different flavours.

_’Waffling’ on and on while having an ice cream the worst thing you can do.

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