75+ Best Bulb Puns and Quotes

Like most of the guys out there, it is highly probable that you have not come across bulb puns since you had been at school. We will be changing that! Here, we have mentioned some interesting bulb puns that will surely make you giggle.

Bulb Puns and Quotes

  • How many Germans will be required for screwing in a lightbulb?

Only one. They are quite efficient plus not so funny.

  • How many midgets will be needed for screwing in a bulb?

 Just one. Using a step ladder. They are not stupid but they are short.

  • How many therapists will be required for changing the bulb?

None at all. The bulb needs to wish to be changed.

_What number of Grateful Dead fans will be needed for changing a bulb?

None at all. They simply allow it to burn out and also follow it around for several decades.

_What number of flies will be needed for screwing in a light bulb?

Just two, however none knows how the flies entered there.

_What number of mice will be needed for screwing in a bulb?

Two, although it is cramped.

_What number of Freudians will be needed for changing a light bulb?

Sex.

_What number of computer researchers will be needed for changing a bulb?

None at all since it is actually a hardware problem.

_How did the hand of the hipster get burnt?

He ended up changing the bulb before it became cool.

_What number of mystery-genre authors will be needed for changing a bulb?

A couple. One will be needed for screwing it and the other for providing a surprising twist eventually.

_How long will a performance artist take for changing a bulb?

I have no idea. I departed after the initial 90 minutes.

_What number of guitarists will be needed for changing the bulb?

Seven. One will be needed for changing it, and the remaining 6 for standing around and telling that they could have done that.

_what number of folk musicians will be needed for changing the bulb?

Five. One will be required for changing the bulb, while the rest will be needed for composing songs regarding the better efficiency of the old bulb.

_What number of Vietnam vets will be needed for changing a bulb?

You have no idea man, you had not been there man.

_what number of surrealists will be needed for changing a bulb?

A fish.

_What number of sorority girls will be required for screwing in a bulb?

Three; one will be needed for making the change, while the rest 2 for designing the T-shirts.

_What number of alcoholics will be needed for screwing in a bulb?

Two; One will be needed for holding the light bulb while the other for drinks until the room begins to spin.

_How many Teamsters will be needed for changing a bulb?

6; Do you have an issue with that mate?

_What number of club fans will be needed for changing a light bulb?

None at all; they are simply planning to get it done next year.

_What number of skateboarders will be needed for changing a light bulb?

Only 1; however, he will need 100 tries to do that. 

_How many ADD children will be needed for changing a light bulb?

We ought to ride bicycles bots!!

_What number of assholes will be needed for changing a bulb?

None at all; assholes will never see light whatsoever.

_What number of astronomers will be needed for changing the light bulb?

None; since astronomers are fond of the dark.

_What number of bikers will be needed for changing a bulb?

Two; one is needed for changing the light bulb, and the other for kicking the switch.

_What number of company biochemists will be needed for changing the bulb?

Four in total; one for writing the proposal, one for designing the bulb-changer, one for designing the bulb-fetcher, and the other for designing the bulb itself.

_What number of dumb blondes will be required for screwing in a light bulb?

What exactly is a light bulb?

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