79+ Funny Bird Puns and Funny Quotes

Bird puns can be very enjoyable. They are often easy to make because of the huge number of words that can be used. The provide us with a sense of comic relief if used wisely. Bird puns are often used to improve the quality of any text.

Bird Puns

  • Which is the best time to buy a bird? When it is coming at a cheap price.
  • Why did the crow pickup the telephone? Because he wanted to make a caw.
  • How does a bird manage to make a safe landing if one of its wings is injured? With the help of a sparrow-chute.
  • Why did the teacher punish the little bird? Because it was tweeting in an examination.
  • How do crows always manage to stay together in a flock? They use a vel-crow.

_What should the name of a parrot that flew away be? A Polly-gone.

_What do you call a bird which has got its heart broken? A blue-bird.

_What does a snowy owl like to practice? Owl-gebra.

_Why did everyone think that my pet bird was rude? Because it was a mockingbird.

_What type of birds are always found locked up in a cage? Jail Birds.

_How did the bird manage to break-in the house? It used a crow bar.

_Of what nationality was the goose? It was Portu-geese.

_Which bird was put I charge of the church? The cardinal.

_Why did the Pelican run out of money at the restaurant? Because it had a long bill.

_Why should you never kiss a bird with any disease? Because if you do, you might get cherpies.

_What should you add in a soup for your pet bird? Crow-tons.

_Which movie does a bird like to watch the most? Lord of the Wings.

_What does a duck light during Diwali? Fire-quakers.

_What game does a parrot play? It plays Hide and Speak.

_What did the stupid bird tell its owner? It said, “I will finish it before you Dodo.”

_Why was Mozart angry with his chickens? Because they kept going Bach Bach.

_Which bird never visits the barber? A bald eagle.

_Where does the queen of birds live? In the Duckingham Palace.

_Which bird can carry the heaviest loads? A Crane.

_Why was the owl fond of the detective novel? It was a hoot dunnit mystery.

_Which bird can rob you while you are bathing in the bath tub? A robber ducky.

_Which bird is sold at the grocery store? A kiwi.

_Which bird do you require while taking your meals? A swallow.

_What do you call a duck which is very smart? A wise quacker.

_Which bird is always panting for breath? A puffin.

_Which is the most popular bathing bar among birds? Dove.

_From where do birds buy their shares? From the stock market.

_What is the name given to a duck which does drugs? A quackhead.

_With how many cans can you turn out a bird? Two-cans.

_Why is it illegal for chickens to play among themselves? It is fowl play.

_What do you call an eagle when it is sick? Illegal.

_What did the wife of the canary call him? Tweety-Pie.

_Why are eagles always on their knees? Because they are birds of pray.

_What should you serve a duck with its soup? Quackers.

_Which comic is the most popular among birds? Jay Leno.

_What name is given to a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.

_What does a chicken do in order to get a good physique? It egg-cersizes.

_Which bird can never the lyrics of a song? Hummingbirds.

_How do you attend to a sick bird? Give him tweetment.

_I was quacked up by these bird puns.

_I hope the responsibility of making bird puns will not be a birden on you.

_Listening to so many bird puns at once is both unpheasant and hawkward.

_Why was the chicken jumping? Because it was egg-cited.

_The police department quacked the case of the stolen duck eggs.

_The founding feathers of the sanctuary are highly respected.

_Which is the favourite game of birds? Sneak Beak.

_Why are birds politically neutral? They have both a left and a right wing.

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